Hey, did you ever notice that sometimes on the opening of the Simpsons it does different things when they sit on the couch.

How is it, exactly, that some people can get bored? For every one thing I get done in a day there are four more that I don’t have time for.

If Chekov’s Dog rings the bell in act one, he will drool in act three. I think?

Replace all instances of “Magic” in lyrics with “Patrick” and all instances of “Smile” with “Ryall” and maybe then I’ll bother to sing.