I just got myself wet and rubbed soap all over my various parts. And then I rubbed some other stuff on my teeth. Don’t tell anyone.

If aliens didn’t help the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids, then why do they point up? AT SPACE!!!???!!! Explain that, science.

I’m not saying there is a spider in your parachute, I’m just saying there could be a spider in your parachute. Take a chance if you must.

Every time God closes a door, He also yells about kids who keep leaving his doors open.

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