Let me get this straight: I need a license to drive a car, but anyone who wants to can name their child “Travis”? 2:23 AM - 11 Jul 2014
If anyone needs me, I’ll be spinning around in a counter-clockwise manner, reciting the words to “Under Pressure” in a deep monotone. 1:47 PM - 08 Jul 2014
The power to see and pet the ghosts of dogs, and since I’m the only one who can, they all come and hang out with me. 2:22 AM - 03 Jul 2014
