“There’s more than one way to skin a cat” is a strange idiom. There’s more than one way to do most things and that’s the example they chose? 3:43 AM - 28 Jul 2014
I assume the aliens haven’t made contact yet because they’re grossed out by our nipples. 5:34 AM - 24 Jul 2014
A Fact To Make You Feel Old: Your first birthday is closer to World War 2 than the present is. 6:12 PM - 19 Jul 2014
A Fact To Make You Feel Old: Over 70% of children born in 2014 are already grandchildren. 6:02 PM - 19 Jul 2014
The best thing about dogs is they don’t mind if I rub them behind their ears. Unlike that stuck-up guy at the gas station. 10:12 PM - 15 Jul 2014