Tweets :: The Book of PDR

Ladies, when your man says “I don’t want to talk about it” #HeReallyMeans “Can ghosts smell or do smell particles go through them?”

Man Translating: When a man says “I’m fine”, what he really means is “Imagine if crocodiles had like big bicep arms.” #HeReallyMeans

Sometimes I want to play a computer game just to mess around with the character maker thing.

So, is there any Expanded Universe material that explains how Christianity was brought to Whoville?

“There’s more than one way to drive a nail into a dolphin’s eyeball.”