If we don’t soon send more astronauts to the moon, the moon will forget that we own it. 1:16 AM - 15 Sep 2014
Red sky at night, there’s trilobites. Red sky at morning, there’s no trilobites. 3:14 AM - 14 Sep 2014
Do people who work in funeral homes get a discount on coffins? ‘Cause that would be a sweet deal. 9:01 PM - 09 Sep 2014
