If I were a warden, and I saw a prisoner escaping, I’d order him to escape. Then, even while he’s out there, he’d be doing what I say.

Just stay calm and remember that the heat death of the universe is more scared of you than you are of it.

If you don’t already have a “proof of identity” code that only you know, in case you meet yourself from the future, I can’t relate to you.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Because you’re not in space. You’re on Earth. Space is up there and you’re not. It’s a simple concept.

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