Is it a sign of aging when you walk into a room, but forget why you went there, so you just start a fire? 7:34 PM - 09 Nov 2014
Up all night writing an essay, I’m confident I either made a point but not well, or I wrote well but had no point. Either way, good enough. 9:12 AM - 07 Nov 2014
If they’re trying to increase voter turnout, why don’t they put a coupon for a free sandwich on the ballot? C’mon, America, geez! 8:31 PM - 04 Nov 2014
