People worry about robots taking over, but what about that other type of artificially-created being? The ones that don’t have to obey the laws of robotics? Muppets will rule this world withing ten years, mark my words.

I just want to make it clear: I have no idea what fleets are, I have no idea how to see them it sounds like they are a part of Twitter that has failed. The fact I can come to this site every day and not know what they are probably explains why it failed.

“My body is a temple, ever since the blind Greek lady left, it has fallen into disrepair” would be a good line for a very specific divorcee going through a bad phase.

As not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls because the hamburger I got from the gas station is done in the microwave.

When I am king of whatever, everyone who follows me on Twitter will be knighted, whether they want to or not.