Tweets :: The Book of PDR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? If only that chicken hadn’t crossed, I wouldn’t have swerved… Delia would be alive… Why? Why?

At the risk of being controversial; Getting sick is really effing annoying.

I just want to point out that I’ve been keeping this city yeti-free for decades now and haven’t been paid once.

Hey, but what if I don’t want it to snow? Who do I talk to about that?

How come nobody wants to listen to me talk about Rocket Racer for three hours?