William Shakespeare is a pretty good writer, especially considering he comes from a family primarily known for its awkward use of weaponry.

I wonder if we’ll ever discover a way to translate French into English. It probably won’t happen in my lifetime, but it’s fun to imagine.

Every day I look at Twitter and “Stegosaurus” isn’t trending, I am reminded of how much I can’t relate to most people in the world.

People think dolphins are great, but what can they do that I can’t? Apart from make those clicking noises. And jump through hoops. And swim.

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