Tweets :: The Book of PDR

There’s two kinds of people in the world: Airplanes and trees.

I falled asleep when I didn’t means to.

The only time I’m not like a werewolf is during the full moon.

I think it’s about time we addressed the fact that, if aliens visit Earth, they’re not going to know that it’s rude to take the last cookie.

Movies think the future’ll have see-through computer screens. Don’t they understand I’m using computers to block out the rest of the world?