Tweets :: The Book of PDR

If the children are the future, what the hell are they doing here in the present? They’re risking paradoxes! They must be stopped!

Shark Fact: Sharks can see ghosts, but they aren’t impressed.

Dr. PDR’s Medical Corner:

You can’t lose the same hand twice, so after the first time, you can just do whatever.

Reminder: You can not “prove science wrong” and proving hypotheses wrong is actually the process of doing science.

When pandas are finally extinct, bamboo is just gonna take over the world.