Tweets :: The Book of PDR

They tried to keep Canada Day from coming by sticking that leap second on there, but it could not be stopped.

Second place is just the guy before third place.

Are Elvis sighting still a thing?

To any scientists currently working on attempting to cure baldness: You oughtta check out the gene that regulates the inside of my nostrils.

“Sometimes a cigar is just a sitar,” I said, taking the cigar from his mouth and plucking at it. It made no sound. “I said ‘sometimes’.”