Reminder: If you think the idea of recycled water is gross, literally all water is recycled by nature. That’s how it works.

10:13 PM - 12 Jul 2015

How much of Canada was made into a new territory in 1999? None of it!
(this works if you pronounce a province name slightly incorrectly.)

3:34 AM - 08 Jul 2015

A chicken walks into a bar.
Chicken: Knock knock.
Bartender: Who’s there?
Chicken: Theo.
Bartender: Theo who?
Chicken: Theo Therside.

8:19 PM - 05 Jul 2015

Aww, the @TheDailyShow Month of Zen was available in Canada for a week or so, but I guess someone noticed. Now it is gone.

4:56 AM - 04 Jul 2015

i talk a lot about how stupid sharks are and still not one has come here to tell me I’m wrong. I guess they’re cowards too.

8:03 PM - 02 Jul 2015