Which Where’s Waldo Character Are You?

6:03 AM - 26 Aug 2015

Top Five Things In This Top Five List:
5) List items (5).
4) Punctuation (brackets and periods).
3) Numbers (7 total).
2) Letters.
1) Dumb.

10:28 AM - 23 Aug 2015

Hey, can they put the power back out in Nova Scotia? I haven’t finished eating this ice cream.

5:38 PM - 22 Aug 2015

Which weighs more? A literal ton of feathers or a figurative ton of bricks?

5:31 PM - 21 Aug 2015

Dogs and horsies. #dogs #horsies

6:28 PM - 11 Aug 2015