The scariest thing about pumpkins is the way they can hide their faces most of the time. 7:52 PM - 07 Oct 2015
I know Bigfoot exists because if he wasn’t there to keep them in check, we’d have leprechauns overrunning all the forests. 9:58 PM - 03 Oct 2015
Man, look at that shitty boring moon out there. What a piece of shit. #StupidRegularMoon 11:01 PM - 28 Sep 2015