Watchmen is a good book and all, but it is weird that one of the characters has a mask with a picture of my parents yelling at me.
One time Achilles got invincible from a river, but this other time he beat up a river. Guy had complex relationships with rivers.
This is the tweet that’ll convince them to make me Pope, right?
As a reminder that the Immaculate Conception refers to the conception of Mary, not that of Jesus, I give you all permission to imagine that Mary and God just had a messy ol’ time makin’ Jesus.
Is Tony Stark’s beard in the Captain America Civil War movie a joke?
