Hey, remember Stephen Harper?

11:21 PM - 19 Oct 2015

I have practically $1000000 dollars. I’ve got all the 0s and just need the 1 in front.

9:32 PM - 18 Oct 2015

Have any textbooks been written on the life cycle of Thwomps?

1:13 AM - 14 Oct 2015

Red sky on Tuesday, it’s a slow news day. Red sky on the weekend, go off the deep end.

12:58 AM - 12 Oct 2015

Looking through my Twitter feed, I see an awful lot of things posted for my own amusement, which explains my lack of followers.

9:45 PM - 09 Oct 2015