I like when crows hop around. I hope revealing this information does not put me at risk.

Can’t afford Halloween decorations? Don’t worry! You’ve actually got all kinds of blood right now that you could smear all over your stuff.

I’m pretty sure Seattle was originally meant to be pronounced “Sea Tittle”.

Santa and the Easter Bunny furtively sneak into your houses, but ghosts on Halloween politely knock on your door. Yet we call ghosts scary.