An ongoing Jimmy Olsen series where people submit bizarre covers and the creators have to make up stories to go with them.

They say “If you love something, set it free” but now my two-year-old is missing. Thanks a lot, idiom.

I currently have 4 bananas. Now to debate if I should eat them all at once, since next time I look at them, they will surely have gone bad.

If there’s one thing the ancient Egyptians got right: People are still talking about dem pyramids and its been, what, like fifty years?