When I was ten I’d lay in bed dreading the fact I’d die some day.
Now, in my mid-thirties, I lay in bed and wish I had a Nintendo.
Progress?

Did you know: There are only twelve dimes in circulation in Canada. You just keep seeing the same ones over and over.

There’s no “I” in team, but there is in “allies” and “friends” and “affiliation” and “hivemind” and so on, so it probably doesn’t matter.