Tweets :: The Book of PDR

When I’m a ghost, I’m gonna be one of those ones that knocks on stuff. That seems pretty fun.

Things that are pretty in the air but annoy me on the ground:
-snow
-flocks of birds
-malodorous airplanes
-hot air balloons full of jerks

I’ve never been to the moon. I can admit that now.

Ants may outnumber us, but they can’t vote, so it’s okay.

Swimming Safety Tip: Always bring a taser while swimming, in case a shark comes along.