A tale of Jhad O’Leary, the loneliest man in the future. A typical day in his life at Jorbos Nine High School goes awry when he decides to emulate the suicidal student who is now getting so much attention.

The tragic tale of a hammock that was created out of pure malicious intent, and the evil that it caused.

Something we should all learn about Friday the Thirteeth. Bring the children. Force grandma to pay attention. If your teenage daughter is stupid, make her read it twice.

A story that involves at the very least, a large cow. Aren’t you glad you read beyond the title now?

A timeless tale of Frog and his trickery. Featuring a special guest appearance from the Robot Comedian, Jokemotron. Wait… no, Jokemotron just cancelled. Instead, an entire paragraph devoted to hibernating! Whoo!