The Legend of the Killer Maniac That Murdered!

It was on this night fourty-two years ago that a small town in upstate New York became famous, for it was on this night (January 30th) that the small town of Yellowton became the scene of the grimmest, gruesomest, grossest, gregariousest crime scene in the entirety of the twentyeth century. That night began like any […]

The Skeleton Invasion in Moyensville!

Well, it is the Halloween season, so I feel it is my sacred duty to start adding to the overall spooky atmosphere of the world. To do so I will share with you all what is perhaps the scariest true story I know. I’ve done plenty of research on this topic and you can take […]

How the Crossbow was Invented

Millenia ago, in the time we now refer to as the Bronze Age (at the time, they called it the Age of Bronze) there was a mighty king: Horatio of Bahdeyedia. Horatio ascended to the throne of Bahdeyedia at the age of fourteen after his father, the King was sold to a supervillain. It did […]

Money, Guns and Mustard

Joey ran from the scene as quick as he could. Sirens were already blaring and getting nearer. As Joey pumped his arms (gun in the left, money in the right) he made a conscious effort to clear his mind and think of nothing but escape. He’d try to figure out what had gone wrong when […]

Tommy’s Tree

A short tale about a little boy and the tree in his back yard.