In the year 2049, the ultimate discovery in science was made: The cure for death itself. Two years later, the honeymoon was over. Johnny McFutureman woke up on a Tuesday, as he was wont to do, and prepared himself for another day of work. He was only thirty, but was feeling so very old. He […]
The nostalgic theme of my post yesterday reminded me of this old gem from Contains2, so I am now bringing it back to the Online. Someday aliens are going to use this website to recreate my mind, so I better make it as complete as possible, right? Anyway, here is “My Memories”: My memory, like […]
Many years ago during the Bronze Age, on the continent of Atlantis lived the Kind King Bustamoov. He was beloved by all of the people of the kingdom and was respected by the rulers of other nations. His son Justagoov, however was an idiot freak. When he was young, Prince Justagoov was hit on the […]
Way way back in the Bronze Age there was a bunch of people who lived on this island called Hamrock. One of them was Carmen. Carmen was a sad little girl. She spent every day moping around her house and sighing as loud as she could. Carmen didn’t know it, but her house was haunted […]
A long, long time ago in the era known as the Bronze Age there was a man named Skippy Dungabibble. Skippy lived in the capital city of the Kingdom of Advil, where he was employed as one of the royal calendar makers. Skippy was a good man, who was happily married, had two children, a […]
