During the second epoch of the Bronze Age, the kingdom of Uggapaggo was ruled by the warrior-poet Hargtock. Hargtock was a really vain and whenever his armies conquered some other nation, he would force its occupants to build statues and monuments about how great he was. It was on such a project in the nation […]

There was a knock at the door, so the Professor begrudgingly took his eyes off the television. “Damn Jehovah’s Witnesses,” he muttered to himself. “I swear, this time I’ll just punch them in the face and be done with it.” The Professor rose from the chair, his back aching with the effort. He was an […]

“Hey, Carlton, can I talk to you for a sec? It’s about the the potential destruction of humanity.” Our tale begins above the Atlantic Ocean in the incredible Hover Headquarters, home to that famous sextet of stoutheartedness, the Team of Superheroes! Here we find that the stone-visaged hero Meteorface has walked into the office of […]

I’ve recently come into possession of a series of letters sent home by a Pvt. Georgie Mando over the course of his two-year stint in the European Theatre of World War Two. First, some details about Georgie: Georgie Mando was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He was eighteen years old when he enlisted to fight […]

Robexor’s mighty robotic fist smashed through the wall of the elementary school. Children screamed as the giant robot, over ten feet tall, stooped to stick his head into their classroom and, with a voice amplified by deafening megaspeakers, shouted “Go to your gymnasium for an assembly!” Little Butch Darby wet himself and tried to run, […]