“Knock Knock”
“Who is at the door?”
“I am”
“‘I am’ who?”
“I am at the door.”

This has been a knock knock joke. It is a work of fiction.

7:19 AM - 10 Mar 2016

The key to writing a murder mystery is to start with the ending of someone’s life.

9:27 PM - 09 Mar 2016

They said if I believe in myself I could do anything so I figured “anything” included being able to do anything without believing in myself.

4:34 PM - 08 Mar 2016

I hereby declare that Pi plus One (4.14159…etc) shall now officially be called Plop’s Constant. I have now contributed to mathematics.

9:10 PM - 06 Mar 2016