I mean “why he hates Mondays” but it could read like “why he hates his parents” and I stand by BOTH THEORIES.
Theory: Garfield’s parents died on a Monday, which is why he hates them in spite of the fact he has no job.
When I am inadvertently catapulted to international infamy and reporters comb through my tweets to see if there were warning signs, I just want to remind everyone that I was stone-cold sober for every dumb post I made.
