Adam: The Beekeeper Chronicles, Chapter Seventeen

“Gladys. What about your first kill?” “Uh,” she said. “Well, I killed some otherdimensional monsters on my first mission. I don’t know if they count. I’m told they were sub-animal level of intellect.” “Still. Monsters. That’s a cool kill,” said Dante. “My first actual person kill was a SERPENT Agent back on Stanislav Day. Right […]

Remember: “Merry Christmas” is an anagram of “Me arms try rich” which is something that an internet cat might say as it strains to reach for something. It’s all there in the Bible Code. #biblecode #cat

As someone who has never seen Love Actually, everything I hear about it makes it sound like five movies in one. Now I learn it is also a Christmas movie?

If you’re like me, you have trouble remembering where you know people from. Here’s a helpful tip: put cucumber in your smoothies. It won’t help with the people you don’t remember, but it’s still good.

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