Me Yesterday: Hey, I should get some onions for when I make nachos tomorrow.
Me Today At Store: Hey, didn’t I want onions for something? What was it? For a smoothie? No, that’s dumb. I don’t need onions.
Me Now, Cooking Nachos: Dammit I hate me.
Hey @Spotify I think your whole thing is broken. It plays all kinds of songs that aren’t Baba O’Riley. I mean, it’s okay because it still plays Baba O’Riley, but there’s just all these other songs on there taking up space. You should fix that.
Imagine going back in time and telling the historical St. Nick about his legacy. He’d be all like, “Aw man, Tim Allen?”
