If you’re like me, you have trouble remembering where you know people from. Here’s a helpful tip: put cucumber in your smoothies. It won’t help with the people you don’t remember, but it’s still good.

Adam: The Beekeeper Chronicles, Chapter Sixteen

Adam said, “Jason, tell me-” “Don’t call me Jason.” “Dante then. Tell me of your first kill.” “Back in training at the army. A cadet got pushed too far and tried to shoot a drill sergeant. I snapped his neck before he could do it.” “I see. And you were probably rewarded for this action.” […]

Why isn’t Jet Li a mathematician? He wasn’t able to carry The One.

(This joke presupposes that The One is not a good movie.)

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