If I owned the Space Quest IP, I would make a Battle Royale game where you don’t fight, but instead you’re trying to see who can clean the most of a space station where everything is trying to kill you.

History is complicated and it just gets worse every day. I think we ought to simplify it. From now on Charlamagne, Charles Manson, Charles De Gaulle, Charlie Chaplin, Frederic Chopin, and Scott Joplin were the same guy.