Viral Video Master!

Last night I got a notification from YouTube that one of my videos had been viewed a thousand times. It was this one:

It is a poor-quality, eleven second video in which a toy dog (from a Kinder Egg, I believe), slowly moves near a Homies figure. Having gained a thousand views in a mere six years, clearly I am the master of viral content. Let’s ignore the fact that the other videos I uploaded at that same time have an average of about ten views. I’m a genius.

I figure that most of those views are probably racist jerks who were hoping to see actual footage of urban youths being attacked by dogs. At least I can be happy to be disappointing them.

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