My first genie wish will be for a pet dog that vomits milkshakes when you pull its tail. I’ll name it No Milkshakes so that nobody knows.

Wereworld?

I just reread something I wrote on Twitter a day or two ago and it said “Somebody needs to make me a movie where there werewolf turns out to actually be a chimpanzee, rather than a human, who turns to a world.” Turns into a world? What the chunks does that mean, PDR? Are you high?

Anyway, if we ever end up with a genre of chimps, or even humans, who are cursed to turn into planets, I am taking full credit. Full.

Meanwhile, I’m seeing reports that Neil Armstrong has died. That’s sad. I really wish we’d made more progress as far as space exploration is concerned while he was still alive.

Somebody needs to make me a movie where there werewolf turns out to actually be a chimpanzee, rather than a human, who turns to a wolf.

Somebody needs to make me a movie where there werewolf turns out to actually be a chimpanzee, rather than a human, who turns to a world.

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