Usually Patrick D Ryall does not make New Year’s Resolutions. This year, he is going to go against that trend. This year: Patrick D Ryall is making a New Year’s Resolution! Alert the newsmedia! Do it quick!
Are you prepared?
You had better be, because here it is:
This year, Patrick D Ryall is not going to buy ANY nails! None! At all!!!
THIS YEAR, I WILL NOT BUY ANY NAILS!
You may be in shock. Probably you are. Just take a deep breath and sit down for a while. Remain calm.