I’m Worth a Fortune! Or Three!

I know I said my next post would be about Christmas, but that can wait. Something more important has arisen. Today I had a fortune cookie which delivered me not one, not two, not three- no wait! It was three. It had three fortunes in it.

  • “You communicate a sense of harmony to others.”
  • “You have a strong desire for personal freedom.”
  • “You have a great deal of energy and self-reliance.”

This can only mean one thing: I am awesome. A cookie said so. Now those of you who had doubts can go become nuns. Especially the males.

I think that is all for now.

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