I know I said my next post would be about Christmas, but that can wait. Something more important has arisen. Today I had a fortune cookie which delivered me not one, not two, not three- no wait! It was three. It had three fortunes in it.
- “You communicate a sense of harmony to others.”
- “You have a strong desire for personal freedom.”
- “You have a great deal of energy and self-reliance.”
This can only mean one thing: I am awesome. A cookie said so. Now those of you who had doubts can go become nuns. Especially the males.
I think that is all for now.