So, what is the deal with high-heeled shoes anyway? Were I a woman, I’d be all like “These are stupid.” Would the world really be at all worse off if there weren’t high heels any more? Would they be that greatly missed? I suppose that if they did fade out of the mainstream usage, there’d be those who like them for nostalgic value, but they really seem kinda useless to me.
And then there’s neckties. What the chunks are those about?
1) High-heeled shoes: women say they like them because it allows them to be ‘taller’. Yeah, I don’t get it, either.
2) Ties: yeah, I don’t get them, either. Chicks dig ’em, though.