Life is a Simile.

Life is like pistachio nut where you open the shell and it turns out to be empty and since you weren’t paying attention (you were watching Colbert or something) you can’t tell if you somehow just had an empty shell or maybe you dropped the nut as you were opening it. So you’re looking around on your lap but you don’t see anything and you can’t see anything on the floor and in the end you have no answers so you just have to move onto the next pistachio and hope that it’ll all work itself out.

  1. That is deep. Deep like the deepest part of the ocean where a lives a giant squid that only leaves his deep sea squid cave to eat passing fishermen.

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