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Thursday 10th April 2008 @ 7:12 PM

My belly button was totally bleeding last night. That was strange. A quick check on Google told me that it’s probably just scratched or irritated. Good to know my body still has surprises in store.

Also, can I say that I don’t really care for either the term “navel” or “belly button” and I don’t think either really captures the essence of the thing as a good name should. Maybe after work I’ll look up the proper medical name and start calling it that. It probably has something to do with “Umbilical” which is a step up no matter what.

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  1. Tuckster · 1211

    Friday 11th April 2008 @ 10:14 pm

    Try ‘umbilicus’.

    And nothing beats Google for sound medical advice, I say! I like the pages that tell you how psychiatry is a secret Satan sham.

  2. The MonkeyRobot · 1212

    Sunday 13th April 2008 @ 2:29 pm

    It’s the Umbili-dent!

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