I still don’t have any working email. Which sucks. I like having email. It makes me feel like a real man. And I need as many things as I can get that make me feel like a real man. Because if I have enough of them, it might become true.

In other news, I am pretty sure that a series of viking warships are planning to encroach upon your borders and eat you. I’d keep an eye on them if I were you. Seriously. They’re bad for you. They’re vikings.

It’s sad how often during the week I will have something in my head that I just have to put on my website so that it’ll be interesting again. But then I only get around to writing anything every four or five days I never remember what I wanted to say.

Clearly I must pay for this stupidity. And so, I will see if I can’t get an article up in the next few days. And since I don’t have access to Contains2 at the moment, it’ll have to be a new article. Not that there’s anyone here to be reading that’ll demand a new one, but I’ll be here. I’ll know.