At no point did I give you permission to read this sentence. You just went ahead and did it. But I don’t mind. Not really.
There is nothing that makes me madder than an atomic maddening machine being pointed at my face. That really gets me angry.
Cannibalism is the most efficient form of eating other humans. I’ve tried other ways and they just don’t work as well.
Just because loud is a word that means loud, doesn’t mean that the word itself is loud. It can be spoken softly.
Someday people will have revenge on the planet. Until that time comes, we’ll just have to put up with it.
This is the last part of this post. I know this, because I wrote it.