Mysteries of Technology

Did everyone’s mousepad disappear over night, or was it just me? ’Cause if it was a worldwide thing, I’m willing to let it slide. And apart from that my computer is now rebelling against me by switching all my bookmarks into alphabetical order, instead of the order I had them in for years so I knew where everything was. Technology is the Great Satan.

In other news, I’ve been drafted. It turns out that President Truman invented time-travel and has been getting new troops from different eras. It turns out that he can even draft non-Americans. Well, I’m glad I already know how that war ends, so I won’t have too much to worry about.

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