Honestly, I just don’t understand how a generation raised on Herschel Krustofsky could think clowns are creepy.

If Commissioner Gordon really wanted to help Batman, he’d let him put lights and sirens on the Batmobile.

For my first wish, I’d like to have history rewritten so that I have a genie that is granting me wishes.

It’s ironic that during the Purge you can park anywhere you want, but the best parking spaces are easy targets for purging car smashers.

I wonder if, as Shakespeare wrote about Robin Hood pulling the Sword from the Stone he knew we’d still be talking about it 3000 years later?

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