Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? I need you to tell me about the afterlife. I am terrified. 4:15 PM - 29 Oct 2016
If Halloween falls on a full moon, then werewolves don’t have to spend money on costumes! 5:56 PM - 27 Oct 2016
The definition of insanity is repeatedly mis-defining the word insanity and expecting it to be correct. 6:19 PM - 21 Oct 2016
Golf would go so much quicker if they just picked up the ball and walked it to the hole. The club industry is ruining the game. 6:31 PM - 20 Oct 2016
