tweets :: The Book of PDR

I bet that, for the majority of ghosts, their unfinished business is just times someone asked them to say hi to someone but they didn’t.

I bet Einstein woulda thought I was pretty cool. It’s pretty likely. I think.

If you interrupt a conversation and someone says”butt out” they are, apparently, not asking you to take your buttocks out of your pants.

Today I bought shoes that actually fit me and Chinese food.

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