It’s weird how JFK never gave a straight answer about who shot him. Calls into question if we should trust him at all.

Hey everybody, there are berzbles. You aren’t supposed to know there are, but now you do. Berzbles are all over the place.

This holiday season, don’t put any frogs in the fire. They’re different from logs. Science has proven this.

The next James Bond should be a puppet and anyone who thinks otherwise is personally insulting me.