Just washed my hair and cut my fingernails and said “I’m carin’ for my keratin” to the nobody who is around.

Fish Got Fins

fish got fins
they use them to swim
they live under water
and get eaten by otters
fish don’t have hair
they don’t live in the air

(This has been a poem I found in the notebook I used in art class in grades eight and nine.)

Warning! Even though it doesn’t say anything on the bottle, don’t use carpet cleaner to wash the animals you let live in your car.

Adam: The Beekeeper Chronicles, Chapter Sixty-Seven

October drove, Adam gave directions. He was leading her to a neighbourhood nearly deserted since the economic downturn, but he seemed trustworthy. If she needed it, she was armed.

“You read my site?”

“A friend showed it to me only recently,” he said. “It is quite interesting. A database of the fantastic.”

“And you’ve an interest in investigating supernatural events?”

“I enjoy investigating in general. I have since childhood. But I may have a more nuanced opinion on what constitutes a ‘supernatural’ event than you.”

Glancing in the side mirror, October saw the cloud of bees still following them.

“Right.”

The Nine Kinds of Film Characters:

The Good
The Bad
The Ugly
The Unforgiven
The Quick
The Dead
The Fast
The Furious
The Frankenstein