No, this isn’t a post to reveal that I have vomited again. Luckily, I haven’t been sick or anything lately, so that’s not the issue. What is, unfortunately the issue is that I feel more like I could vomit.

Most recently, it was like a week ago, I was walking past a construction site. Dust filled the air pretty thickly, or at least my body felt it was pretty thick, and I began to cough, to retch, really. My eyes watered and, I could tell, if I had committed to it, I could have thrown up as easy as that. I didn’t vomit, though, but I could have. And that’s not the only time that’s happened. It seems like the last time I did throw up, I reminded my body that that was a thing it could do. So now, under certain circumstances, mostly related to air quality, my body wants to heave. I see this as a pretty unfortunate weakness.

Given this, I feel like it is very unlikely I will ever get another decade-long vomit-free streak. Not until we’ve all levelled up our bodies into a superior form. That day can’t come soon enough.

So anyway, that’s my vomit-related post for the day. You’re welcome!