At Some Point, We All Vomit

Vomit would be a funny word even if it didn’t mean puke. Even if Vomit was a kind of cloud formation, it would be a funny word. “Hey look at all those cumulo nimbuses and vomits.” It’s just true.

Because of the holiday on Monday (whatever the chunks holiday it is) I don’t have to do the work I usually do on Saturday nights tonight. Instead, I do stuff that would usually be done for Monday. Go holiday! You make little difference to me!

  1. Wait, so that means that you did work normally done for Monday so that people who normally work on Monday got it off? You’re, like, the holiday devourer.

  2. I’m pleased to admit that I didn’t work very hard.

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